July 16, 2018 at 2:45 AM #83891
Do you have fleas? Fear not. Fellow humans who have been inflicted by the incessant flea infiltrators, I have found ye a solution! I come directly to tell you about this evasive mystical solution myself, for it is apparent that Google seems to have forgotten!
For the termination of these vagrants to be effective, yes, you must have a vacuum, a box o’ borax, iodized table salt [does iodine have a toxic effect on fleas? I am not sure, but it makes sense in my head anyway], at least three of those nasty Cinderella – I mean, Citronella – candles, but one thing I have discovered that Nobody Ever Mentions on these sites..
Never underestimate the power of the HANDHELD BUG ZAPPER.
(Get a stationary one too, to use in conjunction or in case the handheld quits on you.)
Not only are you using fewer chemicals, there’s something somewhat therapeutic in the air every time those filth perpetuates jumps up and electrocutes themselves to death. Those freeloaders aren’t even paying rent – What Nerve!
(Seriously though, if you’re suffering from fleas, get one. You guys worry me with some of these posts, hence the overall cornball tone throughout.. hopes this helps)